Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas

Watermelon gardens,
berries on a shrub,
Cookies in the kitchen
when there ain't no hole in the washtub!

There go two of the nicest folk on the river.

If you look to the good side, falling down's a free ride
Slippin' and a-sliding in the mud
If your back is hurtin', I can say for certain
I'll be there to treat you to a soothing back rub
When there ain't no hole in the washtub!

‘Flight of the Conchords” Bret McKenzie to Adapt Jim Henson’s ‘Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas’ (EXCLUSIVE)

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‘Flight of the Conchords” Bret McKenzie to Adapt Jim Henson’s ‘Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas’ (EXCLUSIVE) Flight of the Conchords’ own Rhymenoceros, Bret McKenzie, has signed on to pen the script and write the music for “Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas,” based on the 1970s ABC …

Jim Henson's Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas Is Coming to Theaters

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Jim Henson's Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas Is Coming to Theaters It'll be paired with 'The Bells of Fraggle Rock.'

If you look to the good side, falling down's a free ride. Slipping and a sliding in the mud!

Head full of good thoughts, belly full of grub, money in your pocket when there ain't no hole in the washtub!

Watermelon gardens, berries on a shrub, cookies in the kitchen when there ain't no hole in the washtub!